Oh, Shit!

I'm Standa and stuff just kept going wrong in my life! An ordinary bloke with an extraordinary life. My guardian angel is currently on a third-degree disability pension from overwork.
The book is a collection of stories about usual situations with unusual outcomes. Since you couldn't make this stuff up, it's a book based on true events. It's 95% truth. 4% I couldn't remember exactly, and 1% I embellished on purpose to make myself sound cooler than I am. All the stories share one common motto – "Oh, shit!" I've been through it all for you, so you don't have to. So have fun and come and laugh at someone else's misfortune :)

NUTRITIONAL VALUES:
• Seriousness: 1g
• Romance: 2g
• Violence: 1g
• Trauma (mostly Standa's): 6g
• Depression: 1g
• Humour: 89g
Of which:
- Smart humour: 3g
- Stupid humour: 86g


RECOMMENDED USES FOR THE BOOK:
• While travelling
• On the beach
• Before bed
• On the toilet instead of scrolling
• At the tax office
• At a wedding or a funeral
• At work, if you're in your notice period