The Maasai Have God in Their Freezer

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Through humorous stories and numerous photographs, this book will teach you: How to use your hair to fight wild animals. How to clean your teeth without a toothbrush. Why fighting ostriches are unsuitable for trench warfare. How to wear an old, used tyre. That elephants might not eat chillies. What it’s like to be a white person on a motorbike. How the African village of Mbogoi became a street food superpower. How to be friends with time. How to properly make African-style tea. What doors should look like. How a Maasai village where no Maasai live actually works. How to pay for a cashless transaction with cash. How to lean on a stick correctly and with elegance. How to haggle for a price at the market without unnecessary words. How the Maasai really live deep in the Tanzanian bush.